… the poll, that is. The Curator’s late entry in the field put him way behind in the National Mustard Museum Presidential Preference Poll last week (at only 0.4%) but he is now surging, rising to 2.7% of all the candidates’ mustards sold. The other two are neck and neck with Hillary holding on to a slim lead, 49.6% to 47.7%.
As the race heats up and operatives on both sides are calling for the release of medical records and tax returns, we want to see their grocery purchases. Who’s buying mustard and who’s buying the lesser condiments?
Remember – the Curator promises to build a wall to keep the ketchup eaters out – and he’ll make Heinz pay for it!