The Curator has pledged seven New Year’s Resolutions for 2017… they are:
- I will be more tolerant of ketchup eaters.
- I will be more tolerant of mayonnaise eaters.
- I will try to make contact with reality.
- I will stop talking to inanimate objects.
- I will treat very stupid people with the respect they deserve.
- I will eat more kale than I did last year (very little).
- I will find a new obsession that will drive Mrs. Mustard crazy.
The Curator has already given up on his first two resolutions…