Well, after our unexpected April 1 hostile takeover by the International Ketchup Kartel (see below), we have returned to normal. Well, our normal, at least.
Rest assured, you or your computer were never in any danger. I mean, this is a bunch of ketchup eaters we’re talking about. But, after one day of a horrifying ketchuppy website, we are back to being the definitive source for all things mustard. Whew!
We will do whatever we can to avoid another such breach of condimental correctness. Viva las mustard!