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Novelties

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Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Tin

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You might like spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but the flavor of Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. These ...

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Toysmith Mini Zen Garden

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Includes white sand, stones, ceramic figures, and mini rake. Wood tray measures 4 inches x 3 inches.

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Archie McPhee Inflatable Turkey

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Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...

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Blue Q Catnip Toy - Magic Carpet Ride

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Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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Toysmith Kitty Litter

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A sensory combo of squishy and sandy. This laid back kitty is ready for its new home, litter box too. Includes one squishable kitty and 3.5 ounces ...

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Fred Think Again Eraser

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Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Think Again is the spare brain you always needed. This eraser stores conveniently on your desk in it...

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Toysmith Unicorn Lip Gloss

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Scented lip gloss in a chubby unicorn. Container is two inches tall.

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Coffee Money

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Archie McPhee Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

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Some families put a pickle on their tree on Christmas Eve, and the child who finds it first the next morning gets a year of luck. While some say th...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Drink Money

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Kurt Adler Christmas Cow Ornament

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Add a Wisconsin-y touch to any holiday decor with these Christmas cow ornaments. Ornaments come in one of three designs: a cow in a Santa outfit, a...

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Kurt Adler Hot Dog with Mustard Ornament

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This hot dog ornament from Kurt Adler is the perfect addition to your foodie themed holiday decor or Christmas tree. It features a classic hot dog ...

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Cow Plush

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Bring some cheesy charm into your life with our Cow Plush! This adorable bovine buddy is made from soft, huggable material and proudly representing...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Cats Are Expensive

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Toysmith Pig Pen Slime

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Pig Pen Slime contains 2 squishy pink piggies and 1 resealable plastic container of non-toxic brown gooey slime. Kids love the bright pink piglets ...

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Archie McPhee Public Toilet Survival Kit

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You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Su...

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White Mountain Puzzles Things I Ate As A Kid Puzzle

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Causing sugar overload and making us hungry for more, this 1000-piece puzzle is a colorful jumble of goodies.

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Boss Lady

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Toysmith Foodie Fleet

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The Foodie Fleet die-cast toy truck from Toysmith comes in 2 fun food themes with colorful designs on each. Choose the ice cream truck or the hot d...

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Toysmith Butterfly Suprise

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The Surprise Butterfly practical joke toy is incredibly fun and colorful. Each Surprise Butterfly toy includes two trick butterflies and five rubbe...

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Wisconsin License Plate Key Chain

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Show off your Wisconsin pride with this key chain featuring an authentic Wisconsin license plate design. Keep your keys organized in style and show...

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Mega Construx Pokemon Construction Set

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Build the power that's inside with a buildable Pokémon! Each figure comes in its own Poké Ball that doubles as a display stand.

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Archie McPhee Bendy Rubber Chicken

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If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Itty-Bitty Budget

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Kurt Adler Hot Dogs Package Ornament

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A whimsical and playful holiday decoration that adds a touch of novelty and nostalgia to your festive decor. Crafted with attention to detail, this...

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Toysmith Hot Wheels Demolition Doubles

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The Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Demolition Doubles pack doubles the action with two Monster Trucks ready to square off in head-to-head battles! Truck...

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Blue Q Catnip Toy - Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip

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Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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Archie McPhee Jalapeño Candy Canes

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These Jalapeño Candy Canes have all the flavor of a jalapeño pepper with just a kiss of heat. If you desire to pick a peck of pickled peppers for C...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Dogs Are Expensive

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Archie McPhee Stress Rubber Chicken

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Regular rubber chickens relieve stress, but this one doubly so! Seeing the dopey look on this rubber chicken’s face is almost as stress-relieving a...

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Candylab Frank's Hot Dog Van

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Nothing says NYC like a hot dog stand, the quintessential New York street food. Our hot dog truck is a minimalist, design-focused, vehicular interp...

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Toysmith Magnetic Four In A Row

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This slim compact game is the perfect travel companion. Each tin is self-contained and includes all game pieces needed for play.

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Archie McPhee Finger Meerkat

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The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression.

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Lunch Money

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Candylab Dr. Salty Pretzel Van

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You’re knot going to be able to resist the new Dr. Salty Van. Trust us, we’re all twisted up over this one. This Dr. Salty Van wouldn’t be right wi...

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Toysmith Screamin' Goat

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A hilarious gag gift guaranteed to bring laughter to any occasion. This 9.5" plastic goat is more than meets the eye. Give it a squeeze and be deli...

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Toysmith Magnetic Tic Tac Toe

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This slim compact game is the perfect travel companion. Each tin is self-contained and includes all game pieces needed for play.

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Beer Money

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Fred Phony Bologna Sticky Notes

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Give your workspace a savory spin with Phony Bologna! This set of 155 lunch-meat inspired sticky notes will add a deli-lightful twist to your groce...

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Toysmith Magic 8 Ball

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The original Magic 8 Ball has the answers to all of your most pressing questions! This novelty toy offers fortune-telling fun and intrigue for ever...

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Toysmith Bluey Bingo's Bingo

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Bluey is a loveable, six-year-old Blue Heeler dog, who loves to turn everyday family life into endless, playful adventures. She loves to create and...

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Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Madness Puzzle

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While rubber chickens are known for being simply funny, this puzzle is pretty complicated. It's a 1000 piece puzzle depicting a pile of rubber chic...

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Archie McPhee Deluxe Rubber Chicken

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This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is ...

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Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Ornament

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Why a Crazy Cat Lady Ornament? Crazy Cat Lady has become a term of endearment for people who prefer the company of cats. (Which just makes sense, r...

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Archie McPhee Unicorn Quest 3-Pack Notebooks

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This set of three 48-page, 5-1/2” x 3-1/2” notebooks is decorated with colorful unicorns and labelled Unicorn Quest, Beautiful Thoughts and Every D...

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Archie McPhee What Would A Unicorn Do? Notebook

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If you could ask a unicorn for advice in every situation, you’d do it. Having this notebook is like having your own personal unicorn life coach. Th...

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Archie McPhee Champion Rubber Chicken

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This squawking rubber chicken won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for its shrill yell! It’s a soft vinyl 13" chicken that squeals and squawks w...

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Toysmith Building Blocks Train Set

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Be a conductor and work on those motor skills with the Building Blocks Train Set. How long is this train? It can be as small as 2 trains or hook mo...

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