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800-438-6878

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    Archie McPhee Sloth Nurse Bandages

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    Are you in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep going? That’s no way to heal! These adorable Sloth Nurse Bandages want you to get bett...

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    Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

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    You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Rubber chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but a...

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    Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Axolotls

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    A bag of tiny axolotls? This must be heaven! Everyone needs a squad of friends to tell them how smart, good-looking and awesome they are. These bab...

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    Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

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    Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just ...

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Magic Carpet Ride

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Bitches Get Stuff Done

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Coffee Money

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Toysmith Dinosaur Fossil Putty

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    Stretch it, throw it, stick it, squeeze it — hours of sensory, tactile fun that makes it a popular party favor or goodie bag item. Each putty comes...

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    Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy Tin

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    When we talk about this, people think we’re exclaiming, “Hot dog! Candy!” But, it’s Hot Dog Candy that tastes exactly like hot dogs. Is there any f...

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    Archie McPhee Finger Meerkat

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    The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression.

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    Archie McPhee Axolotl Air Freshener

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    When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by b...

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Asshole Cat

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Rakin' It In

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Candylab Taco Van

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    Taco 'bout fun! This Candylab Taco Van is ready to deliver a tasty good time with its eye-catching details and durable construction. Perfect for ki...

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    4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit

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    Unicorns just got a lot more magical — with the 4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit! Cast, mould, and paint your own set of magical unicorns, a...

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Change is Good

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Toysmith Water Arcade Game

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    This evergreen game continues to entertain. Add water and push the buttons to score. Measures 3.25 inches tall.

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    Toysmith String Game

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    A fidget game, stress reliever, and fun, hands-on activity for both kids and adults. Each packet includes one multicolored string that can be conto...

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    Birch House Living Handcrafted Tic-Tac-Toe Game

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    This travel-sized tic-tac-toe board is a fun gift for families and kids. Every board is handcrafted with two layers of beautiful birch wood and fin...

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    Archie McPhee Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

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    Being trapped in your car can be very disheartening. This Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener will serve as a symbol of the “We Can Do It” spirit that ...

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    Archie McPhee Pho Candy Tin

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    It’s soup in candy form! These tan and green striped hard candies taste like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any re...

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    Archie McPhee Love Note Postcards Book

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    Finding new and exciting ways to express your affection is the key to long relationships. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on ...

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    Archie McPhee Handicorn Finger Puppet

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    Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC! You need Handicorn! Ha...

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    Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Candy Tin

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    If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2-½ oz....

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Itty-Bitty Budget

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Boss Lady

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    White Mountain Puzzles I Love America Puzzle

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    The fantastic I Love America Jigsaw Puzzle features a collection of many iconic American images assembled on a 1000-piece puzzle.

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    Fred Sugar High Highlighters

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    Add a sweet twist to your next study session with this set of 4 adorable highlighters. Each set of Fred's Sugar High includes a blue, yellow, pink,...

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    Archie McPhee Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

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    Some families put a pickle on their tree on Christmas Eve, and the child who finds it first the next morning gets a year of luck. While some say th...

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    Archie McPhee What Would A Unicorn Do? Notebook

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    If you could ask a unicorn for advice in every situation, you’d do it. Having this notebook is like having your own personal unicorn life coach. Th...

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    Archie McPhee Public Toilet Survival Kit

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    You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Su...

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    Archie McPhee Kitty Playing Cards

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    One thing is for sure, cats have the best poker faces. Whether you love your Siamese or prefer your tabby, if you play with this deck, you’ll find ...

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    Archie McPhee Goth Cat Ornament

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    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb ...

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    Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Ornament

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    Why a Crazy Cat Lady Ornament? Crazy Cat Lady has become a term of endearment for people who prefer the company of cats. (Which just makes sense, r...

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    Candylab Dr. Salty Pretzel Van

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    You’re knot going to be able to resist the new Dr. Salty Van. Trust us, we’re all twisted up over this one. This Dr. Salty Van wouldn’t be right wi...

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    Toysmith Holiday Pin Ball Game

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    This classic flick and shoot pinball is a game of skill that's perfect for practicing dexterity and counting. Player shoots each of 6 small plastic...

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    Toysmith Building Blocks Train Set

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    Be a conductor and work on those motor skills with the Building Blocks Train Set. How long is this train? It can be as small as 2 trains or hook mo...

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    Toysmith Screamin' Goat

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    A hilarious gag gift guaranteed to bring laughter to any occasion. This 9.5" plastic goat is more than meets the eye. Give it a squeeze and be deli...

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    Toysmith Magnetic Tic Tac Toe

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    This slim compact game is the perfect travel companion. Each tin is self-contained and includes all game pieces needed for play.

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    Toysmith Magnetic Hangman

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    This slim compact game is the perfect travel companion. Each tin is self-contained and includes all game pieces needed for play.

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    Toysmith Magnetic Bingo

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    This slim compact game is the perfect travel companion. Each tin is self-contained and includes all game pieces needed for play.

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    Fred Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Fred’s hilarious dumpster-fire desk caddy is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern times. Each Desk Dumpster includes a set ...

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    Archie McPhee Stress Rubber Chicken

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    Regular rubber chickens relieve stress, but this one doubly so! Seeing the dopey look on this rubber chicken’s face is almost as stress-relieving a...

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    Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Madness Puzzle

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    While rubber chickens are known for being simply funny, this puzzle is pretty complicated. It's a 1000 piece puzzle depicting a pile of rubber chic...

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    Archie McPhee Emotional Support Chicken

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    Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on t...

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    Archie McPhee Deluxe Rubber Chicken

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    This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is ...

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    Archie McPhee Bendy Rubber Chicken

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    If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber...

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Drink Money

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w