Poupon U Writing Assignment


We’ve written the first three mini-chapters of the steamy mustard masterpiece, Fifty Shades of Mustard. Now it’s your turn. Write the next scintillating mini-chapter of this naughty work of mustard erotica and you could win a $50 gift certificate from the Mustard Museum gift shop, redeemable online or in the gift shop. You can read those first three chapters in our catalog — view the catalog here (PDF).


Entries should be emailed to curator@mustardmuseum.com and should be in the body of the email. NO ATTACHMENTS WILL BE OPENED. Subject line of the email should read: Mustard Creative Writing Entry.

Limit of 150 words per mini-chapter. You may enter as many mini-chapters as you wish but they should all be sent in separate emails.

There is no fee for entering the contest. Purchasing mustards and other items from the gift shop will not increase your chances of winning. It would be nice if you did but your purchases will not affect the decision of the incorruptible judges.

Entries are due by May 31, 2016.

Mini-chapters should be in keeping with the slightly naughty and suggestive style of the first three mini-chapters. Obscene and over-the-top raunchy entries will be disqualified. Decisions of the judges, convened by the staff of the National Mustard Museum, are final.

The top five entries will each receive a $50 gift certificate from the Mustard Museum and will be published in a Mustard Museum newsletter in June 2016.

Mustard is the most sensuous and literary condiment and your mini-chapter entry should reflect that. Mustard is spicy but never rude. Keep that in mind.

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