The Curator’s Resolutions

The Curator has pledged seven New Year’s Resolutions for 2017… they are:

1. I will be more tolerant of ketchup eaters.
2. I will be more tolerant of mayonnaise eaters.
3. I will try to make contact with reality.
4. I will stop talking to inanimate objects.
5. I will treat very stupid people with the respect they deserve.
6. I will eat more kale than I did last year (very little).
7. I will find a new obsession that will drive Mrs. Mustard crazy.

UPDATE:

The Curator has already given up on his first two resolutions…