The Steamy Catalog is Here

Filled with great gift ideas for the season and on the way to your mailbox — and available in the museum gift shop right now… It’s “Fifty Shades of Mustard” the mustard catalog that has already received a controversial welcome. We received this email from Penelope J. of Tightbutt, Minnesota this morning:

“Dear Curator, We always look forward to your entertaining catalogs but this time you have gone too far. I found my fifteen-year-old son reading it in bed late last night. Have you no shame???”

To which we replied: “Dear Penelope, As a matter of fact, we have not even one drop of shame.”

The three mini-chapters need more literary companions so we invite you to write additional steamy mustard chapters. The top five will each receive $50 Mustard Museum gift certificates. Check out the official rules. Remember: not rude, just a little naughty. Because mustard is the most sensuous condiment in the world.

You can view and even print out the entire catalog online: View the Mustard Catalog

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