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100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die

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100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die features local eateries, breweries, events, and attractions that newcomers and long timers alike won’t w...

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4M Kids Lab Magic Kit

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Amaze friends and family with 12 different magic tricks! Includes everything you need to get started in the world of magic: wand, playing cards, ro...

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4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit

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Unicorns just got a lot more magical — with the 4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit! Cast, mould, and paint your own set of magical unicorns, a...

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4M Night Sky Projection Kit

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Create your own star projector using the contents of this kit. Includes northern and southern hemispheres, lamp, star charts, and instructions. Req...

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5 O'Clock Somewhere Gift Box

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For centuries, mustard makers have looked to spirits to create satisfying, complex flavors. This gift box features a trio of some of our best-selli...

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A L'Olivier Basil Olive Oil

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Drizzle this basil-infused soft olive oil over pasta or bruschetta with mozzarella and tomatoes. Ingredients: Olive Oil, Extract of Basil.

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A L'Olivier Lavender Olive Oil

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Lavender olive oil is bursting with iconic Provence flavors. Known for its stunning color, lavender also has an intensely fresh and bitter taste, w...

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AJ's Walla Walla Sweet Onion Mustard

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Delicate and subtle onion flavor. Use as a sandwich spread or on burgers. Try stirring into your favorite soup for a nice change of pace. Ingredien...

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AJ's Walla Walla Sweet Onion Mustard with Bacon

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Smoky onion, bacon, and mustard — totally wild! Wake up your burgers or any sandwich. It also makes a great chip dip when blended with sour cream. ...

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Alstertor Düsseldorf Style Mustard

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Crisp, clean, and sharp taste, this smooth German mustard is a classic in a reusable glass mug. Ingredients: Water, Mustard Seed, Spirit Vinegar, S...

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Amarena Toschi Black Cherries in Syrup

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Add a sweet and sour cherry flavor to your favorite cocktails and dessert dishes with these Italian cherries. Try them in an Old Fashioned cocktail...

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American Spoon Salted Maple Caramel

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An instant favorite. The simple maple-y sweetness of this buttery caramel sauce is the perfect partner for creamy vanilla ice cream so you can make...

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American Spoon Whole Seed Mustard

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It's the caviar of mustards — with plump whole mustard seeds ready to burst in your mouth with complex flavors of mustard and Michigan sparkling wi...

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Amora Dijon Mustard (430 g Glass Jar)

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The most popular Dijon mustard in France today. "Fine et Forte" is what it says on the label — fine and strong. Smooth and elegant, with a clean cr...

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Archie McPhee Axolotl Air Freshener

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When you’re trapped in traffic, the sly smile of this pink axolotl will remind you that you’d probably be happier living underwater surrounded by b...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Air Freshener

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Would you believe that some people spray air freshener to get rid of the smell of fried bacon? We have a better idea. Hang this bacon scented strip...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Bandages

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No, they're not strips of real bacon you slap on a wound. You can do that at home (not advised). But these full-size (1" wide) bandages do look lik...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Canes

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Ho ho ho! When Santa stumbles down the chimney, he'll love the bacon-flavored candy canes you've set out for him.

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Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Tin

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A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!

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Archie McPhee Bacon Lip Balm

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The haunting taste of smoky bacon can linger on your lips long after the pan is cold.

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Archie McPhee Bendy Rubber Chicken

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If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber...

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Archie McPhee Bravery Bandages

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Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

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Archie McPhee Brisket Candy Canes

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Brisket Candy Canes are the perfect treat for large family gatherings! Brisket isn’t the best cut of meat, but prepared correctly, it’s the most de...

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Archie McPhee Butter Candy Canes

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Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or j...

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Archie McPhee Caesar Salad Candy Canes

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It’s a package of six candy canes that taste like Caesar salad. A little creamy, a little lettuce-y, and a tiny bit anchovy. Don’t ask why, just tr...

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Archie McPhee Champion Rubber Chicken

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This squawking rubber chicken won a blue ribbon at the barnyard games for its shrill yell! It’s a soft vinyl 13" chicken that squeals and squawks w...

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Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

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Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just ...

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Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Board Game

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You can never have too many cats! Or can you? In this exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make...

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Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Ornament

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Why a Crazy Cat Lady Ornament? Crazy Cat Lady has become a term of endearment for people who prefer the company of cats. (Which just makes sense, r...

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Archie McPhee Deluxe Rubber Chicken

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This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is ...

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Archie McPhee Duck Day Afternoon Puzzle

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Watching ducks is one of the most relaxing things you can do, so it figures that doing a puzzle of people dressed as ducks playing in the water is ...

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Archie McPhee Emotional Support Chicken

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Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on t...

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Archie McPhee Finger Meerkat

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The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression.

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Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Candy Tin

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If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2-½ oz....

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Archie McPhee Handicorn Finger Puppet

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Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC! You need Handicorn! Ha...

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Archie McPhee Happy Axolotl

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Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want one! These adorable soft vinyl axolotls are 3" long.

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Archie McPhee Happy Hot Dog Ornament

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If you’re a fan of fancy frankfurters, this shiny ornament is a real weiner! It’s a hand-blown glass, 5" tall drooling hot dog that wants to help y...

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Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy Canes

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Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Each pack...

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Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy Tin

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When we talk about this, people think we’re exclaiming, “Hot dog! Candy!” But, it’s Hot Dog Candy that tastes exactly like hot dogs. Is there any f...

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Archie McPhee Inflatable Turkey

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Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...

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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

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You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Rubber chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but a...

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Archie McPhee Kale Candy Canes

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All your Christmas dreams have come true! Kale Candy Canes are here! No more pesky holiday flavors to worry about, just the bitter grassiness of yo...

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Archie McPhee Kale Candy Tin

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Everyone loves kale and candy, so why not Frankenstein the two together as Kale Candy? All the great flavor of kale with none of the pesky nutrient...

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Archie McPhee Ketchup Candy Tin

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You might like spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but the flavor of Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. These ...

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Archie McPhee Kitty Playing Cards

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One thing is for sure, cats have the best poker faces. Whether you love your Siamese or prefer your tabby, if you play with this deck, you’ll find ...

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Archie McPhee Lord Unicorn Puzzle

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Lord Unicorn has many important duties, but this puzzle catches him in a moment of repose, taking a moment to survey his kingdom. It’s a 1000 piece...

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Archie McPhee Love Note Postcards Book

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Finding new and exciting ways to express your affection is the key to long relationships. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on ...

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Archie McPhee Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

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Mac & Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese! Maca...

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