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800-438-6878

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    Fred Munchtime Chomping Chopsticks

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    Take a bite out of your lunch with Munchtime. These cool characters open and close as you squeeze the easy-to-use, kid-friendly, animated chopstick...

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    Toysmith Key Chain Tape Measure

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    This metal tape measures metric and standard and comes attached to a key ring. Features a lock button.

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    White Mountain Puzzles I Love Wisconsin Puzzle

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    An amazing 1000-piece puzzle honoring many highlights of the Badger State! Can you find the National Mustard Museum? Bring the whole family togethe...

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    Mustard On A Pickle Book

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    It's the whimsical and absurdly silly mustard-themed children's book for mustard lovers of all age. Written by Mustard Museum Curator Barry Levenso...

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    Fred Ramen Notes Sticky Notes

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    Pick up a pack of Ramen Notes for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2" x 3" printed sticky notes — perf...

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    Toysmith Pulled Pork

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    A sand-filled stretchy pig for fidgeting and stress relief. Measures 3.5 inches long.

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    Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Keyring

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    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow co...

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    Archie McPhee Shakespearen Insult Bandages

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    So what do Shakespearean insult bandages have to do with food? The Bard loved mustard and mentions it in four of his plays. One such mention is one...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Tin

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    If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Lip Balm

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    The haunting taste of smoky bacon can linger on your lips long after the pan is cold.

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    Toysmith Bitty Buddies

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    Each tiny animal figurine is made with nontoxic, high-quality plastic and features soft round eyes. Each Bitty Buddies toy comes with its own brigh...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Canes

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    On Christmas Eve, Santa Pickle gets into his barrel and rolls around the world delivering pickled vegetables to all the good boys and girls. That's...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Bandages

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    Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. The healing power of brine will make everyth...

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    Toysmith Kiji Buddy Axolotl and Slime

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    The rare and trendy axolotl gets Kiji-fied as an adorably squishy complete with 2 ounces of slime for a tactile multi-sensory experience.

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    White Mountain Puzzles I Love Cheese Puzzle

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    This 1000-piece puzzle features all our favorite cheese snacks. It's sure to make you feel like a big cheese when you complete it.

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    Archie McPhee Yodelling Pickle

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    It looks like a real pickle, about 5 1/4" long. Press the button and it yodels. Runs on batteries (included) that can be replaced.The yodel goes on...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Air Freshener

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    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Air Freshener

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    Would you believe that some people spray air freshener to get rid of the smell of fried bacon? We have a better idea. Hang this bacon scented strip...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Playing Cards

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    With these Pickle Playing Cards you'll get a laugh every time you ask if it's your turn to dill. If you play poker to earn a little extra bread (an...

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    Toysmith Mini Zen Garden

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    Includes white sand, stones, ceramic figures, and mini rake. Wood tray measures 4 inches x 3 inches.

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    Toysmith Millennial Mood Ring

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    Who has time to talk about their feelings? Most young people are too busy hustling their multiple jobs. The mood ring becomes a mood beacon. Fits m...

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    Archie McPhee Bravery Bandages

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    Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Canes

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    Ho ho ho! When Santa stumbles down the chimney, he'll love the bacon-flavored candy canes you've set out for him.

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    Toysmith Mood Mudd

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    Whether you're joyful, content, or happy, this Mood Mudd is a delightfully stretchy and squishy distraction for just about everyone. Depending on y...

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    Howligans Distract-O-Mat Dog Lick Mat

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    Our dog lick mat is designed to provide a soothing distraction for your dog while bathing or grooming. Simply spread peanut butter (or similar spre...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Bandages

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    No, they're not strips of real bacon you slap on a wound. You can do that at home (not advised). But these full-size (1" wide) bandages do look lik...

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    Archie McPhee Happy Hot Dog Ornament

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    If you’re a fan of fancy frankfurters, this shiny ornament is a real weiner! It’s a hand-blown glass, 5" tall drooling hot dog that wants to help y...

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Check Out My Butthole

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    Toysmith Butterfly Suprise

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    The Surprise Butterfly practical joke toy is incredibly fun and colorful. Each Surprise Butterfly toy includes two trick butterflies and five rubbe...

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    Archie McPhee Unicorn Bandages

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    Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free vinyl adhe...

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    Archie McPhee Brisket Candy Canes

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    Brisket Candy Canes are the perfect treat for large family gatherings! Brisket isn’t the best cut of meat, but prepared correctly, it’s the most de...

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    Fred Pickle Erasers

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    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have Fred’s pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes ...

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    Archie McPhee Mac & Cheese Candy Canes

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    Mac & Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese! Maca...

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    Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy Canes

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    Hot Dog Candy Canes will remind you of school lunches and backyard BBQs. Instead of cookies this year, maybe Santa would prefer a wiener? Each pack...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Tin

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    A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Wisconsin Know-How Puzzle

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    This 500-piece puzzle highlights everything fun about the Dairy State, including polka, summer sausage, cheese and crackers, accordions, deviled eg...

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    Toysmith Kitty Litter

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    A sensory combo of squishy and sandy. This laid back kitty is ready for its new home, litter box too. Includes one squishable kitty and 3.5 ounces ...

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    Toysmith Daredevil Flyer

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    This 7-inch foam flyer soars up to 50 feet and performs aerial stunts when the flaps are bent.

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    Toysmith Aquoddities Squishimals

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    This delightful squishy toy is filled with sand offers a unique sensory experience for children, perfect for sparking creativity and encouraging im...

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    Magic Plant Farms Ghost Chili Growing Kit

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    Just open, water, and watch it grow! This easy and convenient hot pepper in a can will always be a big hit for the hot pepper lover. Additionally, ...

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    Archie McPhee Inflatable Turkey

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    Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...

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    Archie McPhee Happy Axolotl

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    Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want one! These adorable soft vinyl axolotls are 3" long.

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    Archie McPhee Butter Candy Canes

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    Butter Candy Canes taste like you took a stick of butter, dipped it in sugar and then licked the side of it. You can hang these from your tree or j...

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Everybody Dance Meow

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die

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    100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die features local eateries, breweries, events, and attractions that newcomers and long timers alike won’t w...

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    White Mountain Puzzles Things I Ate As A Kid Puzzle

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    Causing sugar overload and making us hungry for more, this 1000-piece puzzle is a colorful jumble of goodies.

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    Toysmith Road Trip Bingo

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    Each card holds 24 unique slots with one free spot in the middle. Slide the windows closed to mark a spot.