Novelties
Palm Pals Mustard Plush
A cheerful, bright yellow plushie, shaped like a classic squeeze mustard bottle with a snugly fitting cap. About 4" x 5" x 3.5" in size, made from ...
View full detailsFred Munchtime Chomping Chopsticks
Take a bite out of your lunch with Munchtime. These cool characters open and close as you squeeze the easy-to-use, kid-friendly, animated chopstick...
View full detailsCooking with Mustard Cookbook
Dive into a world of culinary creativity with the help of the expert Condiment Counselors at the National Mustard Museum. Cooking with Mustard expl...
View full detailsToysmith Key Chain Tape Measure
This metal tape measures metric and standard and comes attached to a key ring. Features a lock button.
Toysmith Road Trip Bingo
Each card holds 24 unique slots with one free spot in the middle. Slide the windows closed to mark a spot.
Toysmith Bitty Buddies Carry-Along Critters
Each tiny animal figurine is made with nontoxic, high-quality plastic and features soft round eyes. Each Bitty Buddies toy comes with its own brigh...
View full detailsToysmith Pulled Pork
A sand-filled stretchy pig for fidgeting and stress relief. Measures 3.5 inches long.
Toysmith Millennial Mood Ring
Who has time to talk about their feelings? Most young people are too busy hustling their multiple jobs. The mood ring becomes a mood beacon. Fits m...
View full detailsButter Stick Squishy Foam Fidget Toy
Squeeze this stick of butter and watch it slowly return to shape — calming, addictive, and incredibly satisfying. 5.5 inches long.
Toysmith Squishy Kiji Buddy & Slime
The Squishy Kiji Buddy & Slime kit is packaged in a resealable plastic container. Each one includes 1 mini squishy Kiji animal figure and 2 oun...
View full detailsToysmith Infinite Fidget Cube
Flip and turn this multicolored puzzle cube for hours of fun. Measures 3.25 inches x 1.50 inches x .75 inches.
Toysmith Dinosaur Fossil Putty
Stretch it, throw it, stick it, squeeze it — hours of sensory, tactile fun that makes it a popular party favor or goodie bag item. Each putty comes...
View full detailsBlue Q Catnip Toy - Check Out My Butthole
Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w
Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Tin
If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Rubber Chicken Keyring
This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow co...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Bacon Candy Tin
A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!
Archie McPhee Bacon Air Freshener
Would you believe that some people spray air freshener to get rid of the smell of fried bacon? We have a better idea. Hang this bacon scented strip...
View full detailsBlue Q Catnip Toy - Your Cat is High
Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w
Archie McPhee Mac & Cheese Candy Canes
Mac & Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese! Maca...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Bacon Candy Canes
Ho ho ho! When Santa stumbles down the chimney, he'll love the bacon-flavored candy canes you've set out for him.
Archie McPhee Yodelling Pickle
It looks like a real pickle, about 5 1/4" long. Press the button and it yodels. Runs on batteries (included) that can be replaced.The yodel goes on...
View full detailsToysmith Mini Zen Garden
Includes white sand, stones, ceramic figures, and mini rake. Wood tray measures 4 inches x 3 inches.
Blue Q Coin Purse - Cat Butt
95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
Toysmith Mood Mudd
Whether you're joyful, content, or happy, this Mood Mudd is a delightfully stretchy and squishy distraction for just about everyone. Depending on y...
View full detailsBlue Q Catnip Toy - Asshole Cat
Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w
Fred Pickle Erasers
Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have Fred’s pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes ...
View full detailsWisconsin License Plate Key Chain
Show off your Wisconsin pride with this key chain featuring an authentic Wisconsin license plate design. Keep your keys organized in style and show...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Emergency Underpants
Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens
You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Rubber chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but a...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Fried Chicken Candy Tin
If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2-½ oz....
View full detailsToysmith Daredevil Flyer
This 7-inch foam flyer soars up to 50 feet and performs aerial stunts when the flaps are bent.
Blue Q Coin Purse - Bitches Get Stuff Done
95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
Toysmith Classic Notepad Games
Kids stay engaged and entertained with these timeless games perfect for road tripping siblings. Includes three classic games with 50 pages per game...
View full detailsBlue Q Catnip Toy - Talk To Your Kittens About Catnip
Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w
Toysmith Chicken Flingers
This gag gift/novelty toy is designed to bring joy to people of all ages. Simply fling the chicken and watch it soar.
Blue Q Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money
95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
Fred Howligans Toast Distract-O-Mat Lick Mat
Designed to provide a soothing distraction for your dog while bathing or grooming. Simply spread peanut butter (or similar spreadable snack) on the...
View full detailsToysmith Foodie Fleet
The Foodie Fleet die-cast toy truck from Toysmith comes in 2 fun food themes with colorful designs on each. Choose the ice cream truck or the hot d...
View full detailsMagic Plant Farms Ghost Chili Growing Kit
Just open, water, and watch it grow! This easy and convenient hot pepper in a can will always be a big hit for the hot pepper lover. Additionally, ...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Public Toilet Survival Kit
You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Su...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Inflatable Turkey
Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...
View full detailsWhite Mountain Puzzles Things I Ate As A Kid Puzzle
Causing sugar overload and making us hungry for more, this 1000-piece puzzle is a colorful jumble of goodies.
Toysmith Pig Pen Slime
Pig Pen Slime contains 2 squishy pink piggies and 1 resealable plastic container of non-toxic brown gooey slime. Kids love the bright pink piglets ...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Itty Bitty Axolotls
A bag of tiny axolotls? This must be heaven! Everyone needs a squad of friends to tell them how smart, good-looking and awesome they are. These bab...
View full detailsBlue Q Coin Purse - Drink Money
95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w
Fred Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder
Fred’s hilarious dumpster-fire desk caddy is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern times. Each Desk Dumpster includes a set ...
View full detailsArchie McPhee Pickle Candy Canes
On Christmas Eve, Santa Pickle gets into his barrel and rolls around the world delivering pickled vegetables to all the good boys and girls. That's...
View full detailsFred Special Delivery Hot Dog Tape
Seal the deal with Fred’s Special Delivery packing tape. Ideal for shipping gifts or just for fun, this distinctive hot dog design guarantee your p...
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