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    Toysmith Key Chain Tape Measure

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    This metal tape measures metric and standard and comes attached to a key ring. Features a lock button.

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    Archie McPhee Shakespearen Insult Bandages

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    So what do Shakespearean insult bandages have to do with food? The Bard loved mustard and mentions it in four of his plays. One such mention is one...

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    Toysmith Pulled Pork

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    A sand-filled stretchy pig for fidgeting and stress relief. Measures 3.5 inches long.

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    Fred Munchtime Chomping Chopsticks

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    Take a bite out of your lunch with Munchtime. These cool characters open and close as you squeeze the easy-to-use, kid-friendly, animated chopstick...

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    White Mountain Puzzles I Love Wisconsin Puzzle

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    An amazing 1000-piece puzzle honoring many highlights of the Badger State! Can you find the National Mustard Museum? Bring the whole family togethe...

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    White Mountain Puzzles I Love Cheese Puzzle

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    This 1000-piece puzzle features all our favorite cheese snacks. It's sure to make you feel like a big cheese when you complete it.

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    Mustard On A Pickle Book

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    It's the whimsical and absurdly silly mustard-themed children's book for mustard lovers of all age. Written by Mustard Museum Curator Barry Levenso...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Air Freshener

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    During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Lip Balm

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    The haunting taste of smoky bacon can linger on your lips long after the pan is cold.

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    Blue Q Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money

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    95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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    Toysmith Millennial Mood Ring

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    Who has time to talk about their feelings? Most young people are too busy hustling their multiple jobs. The mood ring becomes a mood beacon. Fits m...

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    Toysmith Kiji Buddy Axolotl and Slime

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    The rare and trendy axolotl gets Kiji-fied as an adorably squishy complete with 2 ounces of slime for a tactile multi-sensory experience.

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    Fred Ramen Notes Sticky Notes

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    Pick up a pack of Ramen Notes for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2" x 3" printed sticky notes — perf...

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    Archie McPhee Yodelling Pickle

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    It looks like a real pickle, about 5 1/4" long. Press the button and it yodels. Runs on batteries (included) that can be replaced.The yodel goes on...

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    Archie McPhee Bravery Bandages

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    Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Bandages

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    No, they're not strips of real bacon you slap on a wound. You can do that at home (not advised). But these full-size (1" wide) bandages do look lik...

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Existential Kitty

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - DUUUUUUDE

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    Toysmith Mood Mud

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    Whether you're joyful, content, or happy, this Mood Mudd is a delightfully stretchy and squishy distraction for just about everyone. Depending on y...

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    Toysmith Classic Notepad Games

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    Kids stay engaged and entertained with these timeless games perfect for road tripping siblings. Includes three classic games with 50 pages per game...

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    Howligans Distract-O-Mat Dog Lick Mat

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    Our dog lick mat is designed to provide a soothing distraction for your dog while bathing or grooming. Simply spread peanut butter (or similar spre...

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    Fred Pickle Erasers

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    Mistakes aren’t a big dill, especially when you have Fred’s pickle erasers handy. These realistic mini dills are ready to help out when your notes ...

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    Archie McPhee Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

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    Some families put a pickle on their tree on Christmas Eve, and the child who finds it first the next morning gets a year of luck. While some say th...

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    Archie McPhee What Would A Unicorn Do? Notebook

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    If you could ask a unicorn for advice in every situation, you’d do it. Having this notebook is like having your own personal unicorn life coach. Th...

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    Archie McPhee Inflatable Turkey

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    Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...

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    Archie McPhee Hot Dog Candy Tin

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    When we talk about this, people think we’re exclaiming, “Hot dog! Candy!” But, it’s Hot Dog Candy that tastes exactly like hot dogs. Is there any f...

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    Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Tin

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    A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!

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    Blue Q Catnip Toy - Asshole Cat

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    Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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    100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die

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    100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die features local eateries, breweries, events, and attractions that newcomers and long timers alike won’t w...

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    Candylab Taco Van

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    Taco 'bout fun! This Candylab Taco Van is ready to deliver a tasty good time with its eye-catching details and durable construction. Perfect for ki...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Playing Cards

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    With these Pickle Playing Cards you'll get a laugh every time you ask if it's your turn to dill. If you play poker to earn a little extra bread (an...

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    4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit

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    Unicorns just got a lot more magical — with the 4M Mould & Paint Unicorns Craft Kit! Cast, mould, and paint your own set of magical unicorns, a...

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    Toysmith Building Blocks Train Set

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    Be a conductor and work on those motor skills with the Building Blocks Train Set. How long is this train? It can be as small as 2 trains or hook mo...

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    White Mountain Puzzles Things I Ate As A Kid Puzzle

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    Causing sugar overload and making us hungry for more, this 1000-piece puzzle is a colorful jumble of goodies.

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    Toysmith Unicorn Poop

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    Moldable glittery pink putty. Watch it melt and then re-mold to do again.

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    Toysmith Outdoor Bingo

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    Perfect for backyard adventures or road trips. Each card is designed to engage children in the joy of discovery, turning everyday moments into last...

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    Magic Plant Farms Ghost Chili Growing Kit

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    Just open, water, and watch it grow! This easy and convenient hot pepper in a can will always be a big hit for the hot pepper lover. Additionally, ...

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    Fred Think Again Eraser

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    Having trouble getting your thoughts together? Think Again is the spare brain you always needed. This eraser stores conveniently on your desk in it...

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    Fred Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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    Fred’s hilarious dumpster-fire desk caddy is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern times. Each Desk Dumpster includes a set ...

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    Archie McPhee Unicorn Bandages

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    Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free vinyl adhe...

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    Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Keyring

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    This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow co...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Tin

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    If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Canes

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    On Christmas Eve, Santa Pickle gets into his barrel and rolls around the world delivering pickled vegetables to all the good boys and girls. That's...

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    Archie McPhee Pickle Bandages

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    Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. The healing power of brine will make everyth...

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    Archie McPhee Pho Candy Tin

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    It’s soup in candy form! These tan and green striped hard candies taste like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any re...

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    Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Axolotls

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    A bag of tiny axolotls? This must be heaven! Everyone needs a squad of friends to tell them how smart, good-looking and awesome they are. These bab...

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    Archie McPhee Goth Cat Ornament

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    Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb ...

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    Archie McPhee Finger Meerkat

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    The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression.