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Open Daily, 10 AM – 5 PM • Middleton, Wisconsin •
800-438-6878

Current outgoing shipping days are Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri.

Novelties

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Fred Munchtime Chomping Chopsticks

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Take a bite out of your lunch with Munchtime. These cool characters open and close as you squeeze the easy-to-use, kid-friendly, animated chopstick...

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Toysmith Key Chain Tape Measure

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This metal tape measures metric and standard and comes attached to a key ring. Features a lock button.

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White Mountain Puzzles I Love Wisconsin Puzzle

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An amazing 1000-piece puzzle honoring many highlights of the Badger State! Can you find the National Mustard Museum? Bring the whole family togethe...

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Mustard On A Pickle Book

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It's the whimsical and absurdly silly mustard-themed children's book for mustard lovers of all age. Written by Mustard Museum Curator Barry Levenso...

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Toysmith Pulled Pork

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A sand-filled stretchy pig for fidgeting and stress relief. Measures 3.5 inches long.

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Toysmith Bitty Buddies

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Each tiny animal figurine is made with nontoxic, high-quality plastic and features soft round eyes. Each Bitty Buddies toy comes with its own brigh...

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Toysmith Millennial Mood Ring

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Who has time to talk about their feelings? Most young people are too busy hustling their multiple jobs. The mood ring becomes a mood beacon. Fits m...

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Toysmith Road Trip Bingo

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Each card holds 24 unique slots with one free spot in the middle. Slide the windows closed to mark a spot.

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Fred Ramen Notes Sticky Notes

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Pick up a pack of Ramen Notes for instant memos every time. Each reusable zipper-lock bag contains over 150 3-1/2" x 3" printed sticky notes — perf...

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Archie McPhee Rubber Chicken Keyring

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This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow co...

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Archie McPhee Shakespearen Insult Bandages

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So what do Shakespearean insult bandages have to do with food? The Bard loved mustard and mentions it in four of his plays. One such mention is one...

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Archie McPhee Pickle Bandages

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Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. The healing power of brine will make everyth...

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Archie McPhee Pickle Candy Tin

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If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish...

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Archie McPhee Happy Axolotl

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Anyone who knows what an axolotl is will want one! These adorable soft vinyl axolotls are 3" long.

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Toysmith Kiji Buddy Axolotl and Slime

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The rare and trendy axolotl gets Kiji-fied as an adorably squishy complete with 2 ounces of slime for a tactile multi-sensory experience.

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Archie McPhee Bacon Lip Balm

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The haunting taste of smoky bacon can linger on your lips long after the pan is cold.

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Toysmith Mood Mudd

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Whether you're joyful, content, or happy, this Mood Mudd is a delightfully stretchy and squishy distraction for just about everyone. Depending on y...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Bandages

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No, they're not strips of real bacon you slap on a wound. You can do that at home (not advised). But these full-size (1" wide) bandages do look lik...

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Cooking with Mustard Cookbook

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Dive into a world of culinary creativity with the help of the expert Condiment Counselors at the National Mustard Museum. Cooking with Mustard expl...

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White Mountain Puzzles I Love Cheese Puzzle

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This 1000-piece puzzle features all our favorite cheese snacks. It's sure to make you feel like a big cheese when you complete it.

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Blue Q Catnip Toy - Check Out My Butthole

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Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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Toysmith Infinite Fidget Cube

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Flip and turn this multicolored puzzle cube for hours of fun. Measures 3.25 inches x 1.50 inches x .75 inches.

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Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Tin

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A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!

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Archie McPhee Bacon Air Freshener

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Would you believe that some people spray air freshener to get rid of the smell of fried bacon? We have a better idea. Hang this bacon scented strip...

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Archie McPhee Pocket Rubber Chicken

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Toysmith Dinosaur Fossil Putty

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Stretch it, throw it, stick it, squeeze it — hours of sensory, tactile fun that makes it a popular party favor or goodie bag item. Each putty comes...

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Toysmith Daredevil Flyer

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This 7-inch foam flyer soars up to 50 feet and performs aerial stunts when the flaps are bent.

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100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die

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100 Things to Do in Madison Before You Die features local eateries, breweries, events, and attractions that newcomers and long timers alike won’t w...

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Birch House Living Handcrafted Tic-Tac-Toe Game

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This travel-sized tic-tac-toe board is a fun gift for families and kids. Every board is handcrafted with two layers of beautiful birch wood and fin...

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Archie McPhee Pickle Air Freshener

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During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously...

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Archie McPhee Bravery Bandages

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Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Ice Cream Money

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Archie McPhee Pickle Playing Cards

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With these Pickle Playing Cards you'll get a laugh every time you ask if it's your turn to dill. If you play poker to earn a little extra bread (an...

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Archie McPhee Yodelling Pickle

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It looks like a real pickle, about 5 1/4" long. Press the button and it yodels. Runs on batteries (included) that can be replaced.The yodel goes on...

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Cat Butt

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95% post consumer recycled material. 3"h x 4"w

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Archie McPhee Happy Hot Dog Ornament

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If you’re a fan of fancy frankfurters, this shiny ornament is a real weiner! It’s a hand-blown glass, 5" tall drooling hot dog that wants to help y...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Candy Canes

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Ho ho ho! When Santa stumbles down the chimney, he'll love the bacon-flavored candy canes you've set out for him.

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Blue Q Catnip Toy - Your Cat is High

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Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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Blue Q Coin Purse - Bitches Get Stuff Done

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Howligans Distract-O-Mat Dog Lick Mat

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Our dog lick mat is designed to provide a soothing distraction for your dog while bathing or grooming. Simply spread peanut butter (or similar spre...

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Archie McPhee Sloth Nurse Bandages

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Are you in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep going? That’s no way to heal! These adorable Sloth Nurse Bandages want you to get bett...

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Archie McPhee Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens

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You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Rubber chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but a...

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Blue Q Catnip Toy - Existential Kitty

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Promotes healthy play and exercise. 100% cotton pouch, screen printed and stuffed with premium organic catnip grown in the USA. 3.25"h x 3.25"w

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Toysmith Mini Zen Garden

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Includes white sand, stones, ceramic figures, and mini rake. Wood tray measures 4 inches x 3 inches.

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Toysmith Aquoddities Squishimals

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This delightful squishy toy is filled with sand offers a unique sensory experience for children, perfect for sparking creativity and encouraging im...

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Magic Plant Farms Ghost Chili Growing Kit

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Just open, water, and watch it grow! This easy and convenient hot pepper in a can will always be a big hit for the hot pepper lover. Additionally, ...

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Toysmith Water Arcade Game

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This evergreen game continues to entertain. Add water and push the buttons to score. Measures 3.25 inches tall.

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Fred Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder

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Fred’s hilarious dumpster-fire desk caddy is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern times. Each Desk Dumpster includes a set ...

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