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Open Daily, 10 AM – 5 PM • Middleton, Wisconsin •
800-438-6878

Current outgoing shipping days are Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri.

Bandages

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Archie McPhee Shakespearen Insult Bandages

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So what do Shakespearean insult bandages have to do with food? The Bard loved mustard and mentions it in four of his plays. One such mention is one...

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Archie McPhee Pickle Bandages

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Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. The healing power of brine will make everyth...

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Archie McPhee Bravery Bandages

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Everyone recognizes bravery when it’s risking your life to save someone or facing impossible odds, but some bravery is on a much smaller scale. Rem...

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Archie McPhee Bacon Bandages

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No, they're not strips of real bacon you slap on a wound. You can do that at home (not advised). But these full-size (1" wide) bandages do look lik...

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Archie McPhee Unicorn Bandages

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Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free vinyl adhe...

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Archie McPhee Sloth Nurse Bandages

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Are you in such a hurry that when you get hurt you just keep going? That’s no way to heal! These adorable Sloth Nurse Bandages want you to get bett...

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Archie McPhee Crazy Cat Lady Bandages

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Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just ...

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