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For centuries, mustard makers have looked to spirits to create satisfying, complex flavors. This gift box features a trio of some of our best-selli...

From the delusional brain of the Curator of the National Mustard Museum comes this literary twister. It's really two books in one — follow the ques...

Drizzle this basil-infused soft olive oil over pasta or bruschetta with mozzarella and tomatoes. Ingredients: Olive Oil, Extract of Basil.

Lavender olive oil is bursting with iconic Provence flavors. Known for its stunning color, lavender also has an intensely fresh and bitter taste, w...

Delicate and subtle onion flavor. Use as a sandwich spread or on burgers. Try stirring into your favorite soup for a nice change of pace. Ingredien...

Crisp, clean, and sharp taste, this smooth German mustard is a classic in a reusable glass mug. Ingredients: Water, Mustard Seed, Spirit Vinegar, S...

Add a sweet and sour cherry flavor to your favorite cocktails and dessert dishes with these Italian cherries. Try them in an Old Fashioned cocktail...

Three American classics make this gift box a hit for anyone. Enclosed in Gift Box:Kelley's Gourmet Stone Ground Mustard (KGM100)Kosciusko Country S...

An instant favorite. The simple maple-y sweetness of this buttery caramel sauce is the perfect partner for creamy vanilla ice cream so you can make...

The most popular Dijon mustard in France today. "Fine et Forte" is what it says on the label — fine and strong. Smooth and elegant, with a clean cr...

Would you believe that some people spray air freshener to get rid of the smell of fried bacon? We have a better idea. Hang this bacon scented strip...

Ho ho ho! When Santa stumbles down the chimney, he'll love the bacon-flavored candy canes you've set out for him.

A tin of individually wrapped bacon-flavored candies. What a concept!

A novelty felt Christmas stocking with red and white stripes like greasy bacon.

If you’re in search of perfectly pliable poultry to perch precariously on a precipice, this is the product for you! This 5" tall, soft vinyl rubber...

If eating chicken soup is like getting a hug from mom, these candy canes are like a bear hug from Santa himself. This set of six candy canes tastes...

It takes a special person to have a Corn Air Freshener. Most people hang pine trees from their rearview mirrors, but only the elite choose corn. Th...

Why a Crazy Cat Lady Ornament? Crazy Cat Lady has become a term of endearment for people who prefer the company of cats. (Which just makes sense, r...

This isn't the scrawny, anemic, unrealistic Rubber Chicken sold everywhere else; this is the world's finest version! This Deluxe Rubber Chicken is ...

Watching ducks is one of the most relaxing things you can do, so it figures that doing a puzzle of people dressed as ducks playing in the water is ...

Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase...

The meerkat is a small mongoose from Africa. They like to spend a lot of time peering at things with a bit of a smug expression.

If it were economically feasible, we’d sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2-½ oz....

Cats and Christmas trees don’t usually mix. This is not the cat's fault. Why would humans put a tree in the house if you weren’t supposed to climb ...

Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain… MAGIC! You need Handicorn! Ha...

Last year we let one of these be the centerpiece of our Thanksgiving meal. The guest said it looked better than the real one we roasted. Bummer. Wh...

A bag of tiny axolotls? This must be heaven! Everyone needs a squad of friends to tell them how smart, good-looking and awesome they are. These bab...

You can never have too many teeny-weeny chickens. Rubber chickens are funny, so that means Itty Bitty Rubber Chickens are not only hilarious, but a...

As the cherry is to a sundae, the pickled jalapeño is to nachos. This savory Jalapeño Candy captures the pickled flavor of jalapeño peppers with ju...

Mac & Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese! Maca...

Opera Corn is the starch that can sing. In fact, it creams the competition! When it comes to an a-maize-ing aria, we’re all ears! This electronic O...

During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously...

On Christmas Eve, Santa Pickle gets into his barrel and rolls around the world delivering pickled vegetables to all the good boys and girls. That's...

If you like a pickle, you’ll love Pickle Candy! These green and white striped hard candies look like something grandma might keep in a crystal dish...

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Su...

This keyring has the key… to hilarity! Put your keys on a rubber chicken and show the world your sophisticated sense of humor. The bright yellow co...

While rubber chickens are known for being simply funny, this puzzle is pretty complicated. It's a 1000 piece puzzle depicting a pile of rubber chic...

Getting people to try these Salmon Candy Canes is like swimming upstream—difficult, but totally worth it. A set of six candy canes with pink and wh...

Do potato chip flavors translate into candy? This tin of Sour Cream & Onion Candy answers that question with a resounding yuck! These green and...

Regular rubber chickens relieve stress, but this one doubly so! Seeing the dopey look on this rubber chicken’s face is almost as stress-relieving a...

This set of three 48-page, 5-1/2” x 3-1/2” notebooks is decorated with colorful unicorns and labelled Unicorn Quest, Beautiful Thoughts and Every D...

If you could ask a unicorn for advice in every situation, you’d do it. Having this notebook is like having your own personal unicorn life coach. Th...

It looks like a real pickle, about 5 1/4" long. Press the button and it yodels. Runs on batteries (included) that can be replaced.The yodel goes on...

Hot sauce made from the current Guinness world record holder for the hottest pepper! Ingredients: Water, Carolina Reaper Pepper, Vinegar, Carrots, ...

These Arizona spices make a bowl of red chili that's beyond compare. Masa flour, habanero peppers, and pinto and black beans packaged separately an...

Put a little Ass Kickin' in your favorite movie. This microwave popcorn is seasoned just right with a taste of the southwest. Ingredients: Popcorn,...

Four original Ass Kickin' hot sauces in mini bottles. Perfect for a gift or to go in your spice rack. Four 0.75 oz bottles of: Ass Kickin' Original...

This is a superior blend of wasabi sauce, peppers, and spices that will fuel your need for extra hot heat. Ingredients: Water, Habanero Peppers, Ja...